Code Wars 2008 Online Submission - Digital Imaging
Fast forward to year 2012...
It turns out that Barack Obama wasn't that great a leader after all. All citizens across the world (which the media claims should have all had a say during the US 2008 elections) are pissed off with this POTUS' policies too - including Kenyans and Japanese. People all around the world want somebody else to the win the 2012 US Presidential Elections...someone with authoritah. A compassionate soul who sympathizes even with minorities like J-O-O's and goddamn hippies. Three Wise Men spread far and wide in search of this Messiah - from the frigid peaks of the Himalayas to the plains of Balkhanistan overrun with mountain goats. (Yes, they finally decided to hold the US of A elections on a global scale, just so that those lame journalists shut up.) The Three Wise Men struck gold at last in a sleepy town called South Park 80 miles south-west of Denver, Colorado where the found the foretold Messiah: 9-year-old (still!) Eric Theodore Cartman, a paragon of all that is good on Earth. They also found a suitable candidate as his Vice Presidential running mate: a kid named Leopold 'Butters' Stotch.
So when do we stop beating around the Bush and tell you what exactly that YOU are supposed to do? Right now. YOU are a hotshot in the world of digital imaging, and you have been approached by the Eric Cartman for President 2012 campaign. YOUR job is to make an advertisement poster for the campaign. You've full freedom to use ANY resources at your disposal (including making somebody eat their own parents), and have full creative authoritah to make whatever you want. (You have some authoritah too!).
It turns out that Barack Obama wasn't that great a leader after all. All citizens across the world (which the media claims should have all had a say during the US 2008 elections) are pissed off with this POTUS' policies too - including Kenyans and Japanese. People all around the world want somebody else to the win the 2012 US Presidential Elections...someone with authoritah. A compassionate soul who sympathizes even with minorities like J-O-O's and goddamn hippies. Three Wise Men spread far and wide in search of this Messiah - from the frigid peaks of the Himalayas to the plains of Balkhanistan overrun with mountain goats. (Yes, they finally decided to hold the US of A elections on a global scale, just so that those lame journalists shut up.) The Three Wise Men struck gold at last in a sleepy town called South Park 80 miles south-west of Denver, Colorado where the found the foretold Messiah: 9-year-old (still!) Eric Theodore Cartman, a paragon of all that is good on Earth. They also found a suitable candidate as his Vice Presidential running mate: a kid named Leopold 'Butters' Stotch.
So when do we stop beating around the Bush and tell you what exactly that YOU are supposed to do? Right now. YOU are a hotshot in the world of digital imaging, and you have been approached by the Eric Cartman for President 2012 campaign. YOUR job is to make an advertisement poster for the campaign. You've full freedom to use ANY resources at your disposal (including making somebody eat their own parents), and have full creative authoritah to make whatever you want. (You have some authoritah too!).
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